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 Joke, Phone related !
Disco Stu
post Jun 12 2007, 20:42
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £500. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: " Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "£105,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $450,000" for it.

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of £410,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra £40,000 if it's really a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"


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post Jun 13 2007, 12:53
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post Jun 18 2007, 09:59
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looks kinda long at first but yeah i like it !


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post Jun 20 2007, 09:20
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QUOTE(kame1986 @ Jun 18 2007, 09:59) *
looks kinda long at first but yeah i like it !


That's what my girlfriend says.

I like that joke. T'was a classic. I told it to my grandparents, and they patted me on the back.
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post Jun 23 2007, 20:24
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lol.
by looking at the prices she named it looked like it used to be $ but it was replaced by £?


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